| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2221 of 2327 |
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2222 of 2327 |
Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2223 of 2327 |
Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2224 of 2327 |
Life is knowing how far to go without crossing the line.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2225 of 2327 |
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- C. Schultz
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2226 of 2327 |
"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2227 of 2327 |
Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2228 of 2327 |
Life is like a sewer.
What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2229 of 2327 |
Life is like a tin of sardines.
We're, all of us, looking for the key.
-- Beyond the Fringe
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2230 of 2327 |
Life is like an egg stain on your chin --
you can lick it, but it still won't go away.
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